After finding out that one of the girls I graduated elementary school is now a fashion model/cover girl and married to her photographer (she wasn't my favorite person in elementary school due to her... lack of civility toward me, intelligence, kindness, etc.):

Alanna: modeling is one of those industries that in general is perfectly acceptable to cap on
it's an industry that based on, do people like how you look?
at least acting you're doing something
even if part of acting is still how you look

Me: you're my favorite older sister ever

Alanna: aren't i your only older sister?

Me: ahemnotthepointahem

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Another conversation with my favorite older sister:
Alanna: he's like... a Vulcan
except he doesn't have the excuse of being a Vulcan
*giggle
oh man, i know i'm cracked, i thought that analogy was Amazing

Me: since i'm not a trekkie i am not obligated to laugh

Alanna: i was like, OMG i've Got it!